My name is Daniel. I love to write comedy and I love stand-up and Improv. I work in radio and im still tryin to figure out what I wanna do when I grow up. I recently went back to school and I love every second of it especially being surrounded by 18-24 year old chicks who actually have goals in life. I hate the material chicks in this city and I stay away from that whole stuck up Dallas scene. I do enjoy bars that play loud music and YES, I enjoy some karaoke. Seeing new live bands is one of my favorite things to do.
What I have learned so far in life...People are gonna let you down but that shouldn't make you a jaded person. Always remember that there are great people out there. Give more than you receive in every aspect of life, and the universe and God have a way of paying you back.
"A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness"- Hank Moody
I love my family and I wouldn't be half the person I am without them. Im single with no kids and plan to keep it that way for awhile until I meet my soul-mate or end up having a night of shame with a random.
Thanks for listening to me and If I offend you.....then I've done my job!
I guess Im starting NO SHAVE NOVEMBER a little early. I got that Garland scowl goin on!!!!
Happy Birthday to the sexiest man alive. The One. The Only. DANNY PANTIES...aka....PANTIES....aka...Mr. Fu*k it Duck it....aka....SKIDMARKS....aka....Big Dan.
Dad you're the best. I love the hell out of ya and thanks for teaching me the greatest life lesson of how to truly not care what people think about you.....oh and how to not respect women.