*** The  tomatoes that are used for this are past ripe and can’t be sold.  They  are inedible and are not fit for human consumption (so  you should prolly refrain from screaming or at least wear a mouth guard)

Schedule of Events for  Sunday May 26th, 2013

Noon                       Registration & Beer Garden Opens
1:00  p.m.               Live Entertainment by TBD and games
3:30  p.m.                Costume Contest
4:00  p.m.                Tomato Battle Begins
4:30  p.m.                Live Entertainment by TBD
6:00  p.m.                Wash up and go home!

Texas State Fair/ Fair  Park
4800  Beeman Ave
Dallas, Texas 75223

Enter through gates 2  or 15

(Tickets are $49 and can be purchased by clicking the begoggled crazies below)

SQUEE my copy of Tales Of The San Francisco Cacophony Society came and it is huge...like 4 times the size of a jar of Nutella. It is glorious. I fell in love with the one eyed monkey in a fez and am swooning over the Salmon Run where members of the society literally dress up like full on SALMON find the nearest foot race and then proceed to run against the flow of runners. It is the most outrageous spectacle. Human size salmon running in the face of befuddled racers. Truly inspired lunacy and exceptionally beautiful book celebrating the spirit of individuality and the importance of omega 3's.

A template for pranksters, artists, adventurers and anyone interested in rampant creativity, Tales of the San Francisco Cacophony Society is the history of the most influential underground cabal you’ve never heard of.

Rising from the ashes of the mysterious and legendary Suicide Club, the Cacophony Society, at its zenith, hosted chapters in over a dozen major cities, and influenced much of what was once called the underground. The Cacophony Society’s epic exploits radically changed the way people live and play in the world. The group inspired Chuck Palahniuk’s Fight Cluband Burning Man and helped start pop culture trends including flash mobs, urban exploration, and culture jamming. A large-format, full-color, hardbound homage to this protean group, Tales of the San Francisco Cacophony Society is packed with original art, never before published photographs, original documents and incredulous news accounts.


(click the eyeball below for info on how to order this beast)

On a related note there is a documentary about the society called Into The Zone

If you want to help our community of Granbury which is still reeling in the wake of last weeks devastating tornados now is the time. Sheriff Roger Deeds and Fire Marshal Ray Wilson said late Wednesday (May 22) that the total tornado damage sustained by Hood and several other Texas counties does not meet the $34 million criteria to qualify for federal aid.

The Hood County Tornado Recovery is hosting a benefit for survivors and tribute to 1st responders.  If you have a business or band or are an artist and have items to donate for their raffle and silent auction you may drop it off at the VFW Post from Noon until 7PM, 7 days a week until 06/08/2013

(click for more info on how to help)

You won't make it 5 seconds in to the video without falling to your knees to beg the gods to put one of these darlings into your quivering and covetous paws NOW NOW NOW. So awesome. POP POP POP. Geeks and couch potatoes your dreams have just been realized.

I love sandwiches and adore monsters so it would make perfect sense that someone somewhere would find a way to combine the two...so click the monstah to see a whole website devoted to sandwiches that look like monsters

WATCH HER LIGHTNING FINGER WORK.....DAMN!!!!