Of course you know what this means....as a beard enthusiast any time there is a story, a text, a book, a whiff of one I will use it as an opportunity to whip out my VIB (Very Important Beard) card and jam one of my all time favorite bands THE BEARDS (they are in Austin for SXSW this year. AUSTIN YOU ARE SO LUCKY!) Feel The Beardness and enjoy the classic,sexy and follicly worthwhile suggestion:
You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man
PS I AM a responsible beard whore DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. Get a bearded chauffeur and hug him dearly
