Denton County Outlaws(mens roller derby)
Here are some words to live by if you drink so much you pass out while other people in your house are still coherent enough to handle a sharpie.
If you wake up from your stupor with a penis on your cheek***COUGH...a DRAWING of a penis on your cheek, WASH YOUR FACE BEFORE you beat the crap out of your roommate. Because he may call the police who won't let you scrub it before they take your mug shot. LOL LOL LOL. This guys mom must be so proud and you know his dad is huddled in a corner some where laughing his sides sore. Click the fading penis on his cheek to read the "official story" and be relieved that this happened in Arlington, VIRGINIA.