Spoiler Alert: the bitch lets go. I'm sorry, but who in their right mind wants to see this in 3D? Oh, wait, women (and men) who still have wet dreams over Leonardo DiCaprio (personally, I'd love to see Kate Winslet's breasts in my face, but that could just be me). Is James Cameron still pissed that his ex-wife beat him out for Best Picture that he has to re-release his Oscar winner in order to feel like a man? We all know what happens in the end, what's the point? It's not like he can win another Oscar for this movie. Seriously, I'm just sick of the hype over something that has been on DVD for over 10 years! Plus, I don't think my ears could take anymore Celine Dion. Don't get me wrong, I, similar to many other sex deprived women, love this film, however I don't like to be reminded that I will never get to have a glorious evening with Leo (or Kate for that matter). But for those of masochists out there, break out the tissues and chocolate this April fourth for the retelling of one of the greatest love stories in American cinema.