My birthday: May 18th. Same as Tina Fey and Pope John Paul 2. Send presents. I'm a taurus. No bull.
My hair: brown. My eyes: brown. My heritage: 100% Czech. I heard there were lots of Czechs in the DFW area. I'm interested in starting a "Czechs are the Bzest" club.
Hometown: Springfield, MO. Same as Brad Pitt. I also attended the same high school as him. This means he and I have lots in common, like cashew chicken and trout fishing. We're meant to be.
I'm a hurricane Katrina survivor. Feel guilty, and donate to my cause.
I own 2 turtles, Donnatello and Raphael. They love me even though I torture them, much like some of the men in my life.
HUGE sports fan. I play fantasy football, and I'm good. Nothing compares to an afternoon at a major league baseball game. I prefer college basketball over pro. I'm looking to get into hockey now that I'm here. I played kickball when I lived in New Orleans. I was horrible at playing, but awesome at punishing my liver.
Live music. I've seen a lot. More than you. Promise. I LOVE IT. I could also do one of those "I've been in radio and here are the famous people I've hung out with" lists, but I'll spare you. Okokokok, just one: Mike Mills. There were cheese fries involved. I'm not telling anymore.
I LOVE cheese. All kinds. I also LOVE wine. This does NOT make me a snob. The stuff is just good. A large, dark glass of beer is also very refreshing. I like to get into deep arguments over brands and pretend like I know which brew is more superior. Makes me feel "smart and cool".
OOOOh! Ranch dressing is the most incredible thing ever invented in the entire world. Did you know it goes on EVERYTHING???? It does. I'll show you.
I think this is too long. Please listen to the show for more.
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Aug 2: I LURRRVE local websites. This one finds garage sales, that aren't so much sales in a garage, as they are people skirting having to pay state sales tax, among some other state & local laws. Sneaky sneaky. http://www.dallasgaragesalesfromhell.com/
Jan 29: So apparently, Vancouver's housing market is a tad effed up. How effed up? Try to figure out what a million bucks will get you in this charming little game: http://www.crackshackormansion.com/
July 28: Swat flies. It was never this fun in real life, was it? Ok, I don't think it was ever this gross: http://www.majman.net/flyswatter/
July 26: Want to be able to access your music from any computer, anywhere, at anytime? It's finally possible: http://www.audiogalaxy.com/
July 23: Is there a lot of weird crap you can't explain at your parent's house? There's a website for that: http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/
July 22: It takes some trouble, registration and whatnot, but you can order Lindsay Lohan's jail food! Just remember to enter her booking number: 2409752, and you're all set. Act fast. Inmates can spend only $135 a week. https://www.lasdpackages.com/
July 21: I never said the interwebs contained politically correct games. I just find them. That being said, I think these high scores are lies. LIES! http://www.transience.com.au/el/elgameo.html
July 16: Find out who you write like. I was skeerd for the answer. But apparently my random goings-on are like Stephen King. Who knew? http://iwl.me/
July 15: A listener submitted click. I don't normally do things like this, but this poster is quite possibly the coolest thing I've seen in... evarrr. http://www.gdogscosmicrock.com/
July 14: A rather morbid but fun site. See who was dead at your age, or before, or slightly after. Yes. Very strange. http://dead.atyourage.com/
July 13: Need to make a prank phone call? With this website, you don't even have to do the dirty work of dialing. Doesn't that take the fun out of it? http://myphoneblaster.com/
July 12: I have a feeling this website has become WAY more popular in the last few days: http://ihatelebronjames.com/
July 9: You know, there is another sports tournament going on that doesn't involve soccer. Wimbledon. Ever heard of it? It's a tennis thing. Well, ok. Anyway. Here's a very simple tennis game. http://www-03.ibm.com/linux/wimbledon/tennis.swf
July 6: Read about people's breakups. Laugh at them, with them, feel sorry for them, or just go crazy trying to read their run-on sentences. http://www.youbrokeuphow.com/
June 30: Why use a regular clock, when you can use the human clock? Put this on your computer and be entertained all day. Better yet, add your own pic! http://www.humanclock.com/
June 29: Troubles sleeping? Here's an audio sleep aid. Mess with the dials, and create an atmosphere of pure night-time, dreamy bliss: http://www.soundsleeping.com/index.html
June 15: Ever seen quotation marks that didn't belong there? What do they "really" mean anyway? Here's a whole "blog" devoted to that very thing: http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/
June 14: Have some extra money laying around? Now you can bet on whether political marriages are gonna break up. Just think of the payout if you would've known about Al and Tipper! http://www.youwager.com/
June 11: When your wife leaves you, and tells you to do "whatever you want" with the wedding gown, what else is there to do, but make a website and come up with uses for it? http://myexwifesweddingdress.com/
June 1: Just how nerdy are you? If this keeps you entertained for any length of time, that should give you an idea of your nerdiness quotient: http://www.choiceofgames.com/dragon/
May 28: Feeling down? Need some inspiration? Look no further than the lyrics from your favorite bands. And some other artists: http://www.musicphilosophy.co.uk/
May 27: Want to see what you'll look like in 20 years? Yeah, probably not. But there's a website that will show you anyway: http://www.in20years.com/
May 26: Here's to lowering your productivity! Click 'insert coin' and get nothing done today. Enjoy: http://www.google.com/pacman/
Guy walks across America. Kind of. Ok, not really. But it looks cool anyway.
Thursday 07-29-2010 9:34am CT
The beer with that added "boost" just when you need it.
Thursday 07-29-2010 7:10am CT
Trouble making the ladies happy after a long night of drinking? Apparently you need some cheese in your beer.
At least that's what the Austrians have figured out. They've come up with a new brew filtered with cheese that gets rid of that "deflated" feeling after drinking all night long.
Now, someone just figure out how to get it here so Paul and I can try it. :)
For more info, click below:
Is pigeon poo enough of an excuse to cut a set short?
Wednesday 07-28-2010 9:17am CT
I knew this would happen. The fans are outraged, and the Kings of Leon are defending themself after getting poo-pooed on by pigeons at a show in St. Louis and leaving the stage after 3 songs.
Here's some footage of the show. Apparently, the exit was instigated by their bass player, Jared Followill, who says he was getting covered in poo.
He looks like he's doing fine to me... I dunno.
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Poll: What do you think about the Kings of Leon leaving the stage because of pigeon poo?
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