He came on this time to promote the paperback version of his book, 'Tough Sh*t,' but as we do, we got to talking about a bunch of other things.  Enjoy!

Apparently you can pay Mr. Kobayashi $1500 bucks and he'll show up, to just about anything.  So a bunch of frat dudes invited him to their Super Bowl party and had him entertain them. 

1st by finishing a pizza in 60 seconds:

Then by making fun of his race, insulting his culture, and beating him at a beer chugging contest. Go America. Or something. Facepalm.

Neither did pretty much anyone.  It aired in only a few tiny markets. 

It features one. hot. makeout.

Now that we've added a dog to our house which included a cat and a turtle, I get asked all the time how everyone is getting along. 

Well, the turtle is doing fine, obviously.

The dog, Peggy, is happy as a clam.

The cat?  Hmmm.... can you tell?:

I figured it'd be better to show this now, and explain, than for everyone to think that I was doing some sort of self-harm. 

How did this particular bit of serious scratch happen?  Well, we can partially blame The Hubbeh. 

Apparently, Tammy-the cat, had hurt her paw while playing outside and was limping along and having trouble hopping up and down off of her high sitting areas.  The hubbeh asked if I could simply help her onto her perch.  Ok!  I said.  Not thinking that Peggy-the dog, follows me like a shadow.  Therein lied the problem.  As soon as I picked Tammy up, Peggy came running after and I was thrown in between a dog/cat barking/hissing match and the only one who lost was me. 

We've now had Peggy for over 4 months and neither dog nor cat is showing any signs of friendship towards the other.  They don't hate eachother, but they certainly don't enjoy the other's company.  Any suggestions? 

BTW, my arm HURTS! 

From nme.com:

Swedish artist Anders Ramsell has recreated an early 13-minute sequence from Ridley Scott's dystopian film by animating 3,385 images drawn using watercolour pencils. Ramsell intends to animate the entire film in this manner, fully aware that it will take up years of his life.

Hey man, when it involves a large peach soda, all bets are off.

Alleged Peach Soda Enthusiast, Diamond Lydia

From The Dallas Morning News:

A Dallas man was arrested early Wednesday after he and a woman came to blows over a soda, police said.

By the end of the argument, a glass jar, a tire iron, a pillow and a box of chicken were all used as weapons, according to a police report.

Diamond Lydia, 18, is being held on a charge of aggravated assault in the fight at an apartment in the 7200 block of Ferguson Road, police said.

Soon after the argument over the Big Peach soda began, the 24-year-old victim went to her room. Lydia followed and threw a box of chicken at her, the report says.

After that, a witness told police, Lydia started hitting the woman on the head with a pillow from the bed and then climbed on top of her, punching her multiple times. The victim grabbed a glass jar from her dresser and hit him on the head, shattering glass everywhere, according to the police report.

The witness told Lydia to go downstairs, according to the report, but as he left he grabbed a tire iron and yelled, “I’m going to kill you!”

Police say the witness grabbed Lydia as he tried to swing the tire iron at the victim, and she was not hit.

Normally a random person running on-camera during a newscast makes a reporter look uncomfortable. 

Other way around this time!